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westcoastgold:

black-barbiezff:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [StikShift Trap Remix]

WHY IS THIS NOT THE ORIginal FUCKING CLUB YAAAAAASSS I AM GOING SO FUCKING HAM AT THE BUS STOP UGH MY GAAAAAADAMMIT LOOKATTHATBUTT

(via clestroying)

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pulpfanfiction:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM

(Source: mariokartsixtyfour, via fruitcrocs)


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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via goatactivist)


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dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

(Source: barenakedladies, via d0nn0)


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theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via okay)


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kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

(Source: ewokk, via fruitcrocs)


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encourage:

Me in the morning 

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(Source: encourage, via sexy-nugget)


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magic bullets? sure, i’ll take ya magic bullets.


shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

(Source: shreracha, via laughinyourheads)


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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via laughinyourheads)


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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via d0nn0)


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gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via fruitcrocs)


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fartgallery:

secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

(via clestroying)


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laughinyourheads:

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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everyone reblogs this but you’re all the attractive people mentioned here


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